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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

15.06.2025 16:28

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)